I'll never stop being a teen
With pool parties on the weekends
A getting drunk with my best friends
And I won't stop acting obscene
Pop punk songs in the air
And driving fast without a care

Down the street outside of your house
And I'm sorry if you get annoyed
But at least I didn't hit your mailbox this time!

It's hard to stop acting like a bitch
When it's all that you know
I swear, I don't hate you, bro!
It's not you, it's just me
I'm acting all head-ass
While you're trying to have blast

In this heat, it's hard to breathe
With Jojo right next to me
And I won't stop chugging beers
Even though, I said I'd stop 3 years ago

But I lied, I'm sorry! It's habit of mine.

Can you pass me that big bottle over there?
It's a Saturday so, I don't really care
If I die hungover in a chair!
I promise I won't yak in your hair!

On Monday, I'll sleep in 'till 5
Tuesday's pass in a blink of an eye
Wednesday, I'll see you after class
Thursday, I'll be chugging that glass
Friday, I'll be driving around finding you in this godforsaken town
Saturday, I'll be drinking with friends
Sunday, I'll be calling you again

Next day, I'll just start it all again
Until I feel like making amends
With people that I've wronged in the past
God, I wish that feeling would just last

Replace my guilt with inebriation
Replace sadness with celebration
Beer and wine saps motivation
You got what you need to fuck the weekends!