One, two, three, that’s how this song goes
I’m running out of patience, where did you all go?
All the itty-bitty things that I have to tend to
They’re piling up and up and it’s thanks to you

Oh, I never ever thought that it’d be this way
I’ll drink half a bottle or more today
Things got really really stupid, I knew it from the start
You’re all boring anyways, why do you all suck?

Oh, and there’s another 20 dollar bill that’ll I’ll never ever ever fucking give back

You say I talk too much when you talk shit
About other every other person behind their backs
You can never be forward, you have to play games
With the people you befriend ‘cause you’re insecure

You have to have control since no one you know
Has ever thought you’re cool, they think you’re a bore
You’ll be stuck in your room, choking on weed
And you’ll have a dead-end job that suits you more

And day after day, you’ll realize
That living this way will lead to your demise and
You’ll die alone inside your home
And when you look back to see the shit that you’ve missed out on
You’ll cry

Life’s too short to hold these grudges
You can learn a thing or two when you settle down
Dude, take a chill pill and, if you don’t have any,
You can sit the fuck down and count your pennies

The day has come where you need to think
Twice about your actions and the consequences
Are sure to come, so count your days
Or you can sit around and never have a good time